Sos4prez

"I'd totally fuck Bloody Mary. I bet she's into some shit. I'm not usually that guy. Can't help it in this case. If I have to deal with her morphing into some glass-filled, nail-teethed, snake-hissing, bleeding demon crypt keeper... so be it."

- The post that led everyone down the rabbit hole. Sos4prez, also known as the Outlaw of thread linearity, Sensei of Sex and all-around god among men, is a member of the OTWDF forum famed for his legendary MS Paint drawings and attraction to Bloody Mary.

Personality
Renowned sex god, resident master of comedy.

Shit Worth Noting

 * Sos has temporarily left the forum twice, prompting the other three quarters of the Clementeam to launch the #SaveSOS initiative.